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22nd March 2008

6:55pm: FF7 - Two new videos
One on YouTube

And a Flash vid on DeviantArt
Current Mood: giggly

1st December 2007

8:30pm: [Art] Yazoo's wedding attire
Egads, it's been forever since I posted here.

Yazoo's Formal Wear
by Lazra

From "Family Matters: Chapter Nine" by The Magic Rat. My version of what Yazoo wore to Zack and Seph's wedding.

20th September 2007

8:54pm: [Art] "Brotherly Love" series, FFVII, Loz/Yazoo
The promised follow-up to "Brotherly Talk".
First pic is fluffy; next two are NOT WORKSAFE. In fact, go get a towel...just in case.

Gentle Touch )
A Little Taste )
Twisted Words )
Current Mood: bitchy

16th September 2007

7:18am: [FIC] "Brotherly Talk", Final Fantasy VII, Loz/Yazoo
Title: "Brotherly Talk"
Author: Lazra
Rating: PG
Warnings: can't think of any
Word count: 1,470
Prompt: #7. Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children, Loz/Yazoo: skinny dipping - "Come in, the water's warm."
A/N: Done for KinkFest. I tried for smut, I really did, but I only managed pointless brotherly fluff.

Brotherly Talk )
Current Mood: cold

15th September 2007

9:53pm: New Art!
Let's see if this DevArt embed thingy is any good...

EDIT: Apparently not for IJ. Direct link below.

"Fierce Warrior" - Sephiroth bemoans the chibified state of being.
Current Mood: content
Current Music: Enya - Amarantine

2nd September 2007

9:06am: [FIC] "One-Winged Trouble", Final Fantasy VII, Cloud/Wing
Title: "One-Winged Trouble"
Author: Lazra
Rating: PG (mild language)
Warnings: A 'Sue on the sidelines
Word count: 1,413
Prompt: #14. Kingdom Hearts, Cloud: Wing - Having a single wing just brought attention.
A/N: Done for KinkFest. I consider this crack!fic, and I think I made Cloud a little over the top.

Oh, shit. )
Current Mood: sleepy

1st September 2007

11:02am: KinkFest has begun!
Two art pieces today. After this, I have two fics: one sceduled for tomorrow, the other in a couple of weeks.

Beware my insanity!

Title: "Manly"
Artist: Lazra
Rating: PG
Warnings: Drinking, Bare Cartoon Backside
Prompt: #21. Lord of the Rings, Aragorn/Legolas: tattoos - “Everyone is free to wear a tattoo or a piercing and I am free to find it ugly.”
A/N: Told you my brain works funny. XD

Pic at my website.

Title: "Arr, matey!"
Artist: Lazra
Rating: PG (I'm tempted to say G, but...there is a thong present.)
Warnings: Intentional Misuse of Undergarment.
Prompt: #19. Kingdom Hearts 2, Axel/Roxas/Demyx: Snooping in someone's room. Axel/Roxas snoop around Demyx's room and find a thong - "Uh, no, Roxas, that's not for your head!"
A/N: It doesn't exactly fit the prompt, but my brain works a bit funny. Plus, Axel would so do it.

Pic at my website.
Current Mood: accomplished

27th August 2007

7:48pm: New Art
Not KinkFest material, but new art stuffs anyway.

An Elf scolding the pet cheetah for sleeping on the stairs.
Current Mood: sick

26th August 2007

6:12pm: Work Rant inside the cut; Small Update below it
New screwings-over at work recently... At first glance, it doesn't look like we're getting screwed, but I think we are.

I hate insurance... )

Thank you. Next few posts should be stuff from KinkFest. Finished one of the two fics I signed up for; making good headway on the second. Signed up for an additional two art pieces which I've already finished. Booyah!
Current Mood: aggravated
Current Music: Gackt - LONGING

18th August 2007

11:41am: Fic-ly Goodness Coming Soon...hopefully
Just joined [info]kinkfest.

Decided to go easy on myself and only grabbed two prompts, both FF7-related. Though a LotR prompt caught my eye too. Hmm...if a plotbunny grabs me (and I finished at least one of the first two) maybe I'll go for it too...maybe.

I've started on both, though my Yazoo/Loz story may get scrapped and have to start over. Not really happy with the start of it.

I got two pages along on the KH Cloud story before my muses took a nap. Stupid muses.

They would be why I only took the two prompts. I have muse/bunny narcolepsy. They'll give me ideas, I may even get part of them started, then they fall asleep on me. Dammit. Focus, people. FOCUS! It's only two stories. 100 word minimums each, that's two drabbles, and you're free!

:Listens to crickets chirping from the muse/bunny gallery:

Current Mood: determined
Current Music: Nobuo Uematsu - Cloud Smiles

11th August 2007

2:12pm: New Video
Vincent's Road
Vincent gets angsty to America's "Man's Road"
Bonus geek points if you know what movie that song is from.
Current Music: Natasha Bedingfield - I Bruise Easily

5th August 2007

12:14pm: FIC: Legacy, part 7
Title: Legacy
Author: Lazra
Beta: none
Fandom: Crossover (FFVII/Narnia)
General Warnings: Some potty mouths. Some violence.
Chapter Warnings: Allergies
Disclaimer: FFVII and all related material belong to SquareEnix. The Chronicles of Narnia and all related material belong to the estate of C. S. Lewis. I only own a rabid plotbunny, and we're both broke.
General Notes: Have finally played FFVII. Haven't screwed the canon too horribly, but anything amiss can just be called AU. Timewise, I'm putting this at two years after MeteorFall, but "Advent Children" doesn't exist. ---I consider this borderline crack!fic, but the bunny bit and won't let me go. I also feel the need to warn that I am an absolute sap for happy endings. I am also insane. Thank you.
Chapter Notes: Dragging my heels. No, they're not in Narnia yet, but I had to think of a way to get Turks into the story. It's just no fun without Reno. XD

Part 7 )
Current Mood: creative
Current Music: Jennifer Paige - Crush

17th July 2007

9:10pm: More New Art!
Erestor the Whale!
3:40pm: New Art
Zack and Sephiroth playing dress-up.

4th July 2007

9:21am: For my "Un-Happy Holidays" drawing series, I give you...

Un-Happy 4th of July

25th June 2007

5:57am: Animated Goodness!!!
So I slave for three weeks to make an awesome animation in Flash. Then I made the mistake of trying to export it to a video format. The video quality went straight down the tubes...but I guess it's not too important to be able to read the game subtitles.

This was inspired by [info]delaese's fic "Dear Tifa" and [info]ani_mama's illustration thereof.


17th June 2007

6:32pm: Dear Crappy Apartment Management,
The proper response to "There is water streaming through my ceiling" is "We'll send maintenance right over", not "Can you come to the office to fill out a request form".

Thank You,

8th June 2007

7:14pm: Bitch, get over yourself.
Once upon a time, I tried to help out a co-worker out...only to have her lash out, accuse me of questioning her intelligence, and generally be a bitch when I was only offering help. (Here for full story.) I couldn't respond or even go to the boss because it had degenerated into purely personal friction, and out of the boss's jurisdiction.

O Happy of Happy Days!!! Bitch did it again, but this time she put her foot in her mouth on a purely work-related basis.
The details with email. )

So I got to call her on her...*ahem* unprofessionalism and CC it to the boss. Wheee!

I know...I'm being petty. But I hate idiots, and Bitch gets on my nerves in the worst way. The more evidence management can get to boot her off the payroll, the better.

3rd June 2007

6:50pm: New Video
Another FF7/Monty Python music video.

27th May 2007

11:45am: FIC: Legacy, part 6
Title: Legacy
Author: Lazra
Beta: none
Fandom: Crossover (FFVII/Narnia)
Warnings: Some potty mouths. Some violence.
Disclaimer: FFVII and all related material belong to SquareEnix. The Chronicles of Narnia and all related material belong to the estate of C. S. Lewis. I only own a rabid plotbunny, and we're both broke.
Notes: Have finally finished FFVII. Haven't screwed the canon too horribly, but anything amiss can just be called AU. Timewise, I'm putting this at two years after MeteorFall, but "Advent Children" doesn't exist. ---I consider this borderline crack!fic, but the bunny bit and won't let me go. I also feel the need to warn that I am an absolute sap for happy endings. I am also insane. Thank you.

Part 1 - Part 2 - Part 3 - Part 4 - Part 5

Part 6 )

26th May 2007

8:34am: Meme-age!!!!!!!
Yoinked from [info]mirien

IF YOU'RE ON MY FRIENDS LIST, I want to know 28 things about you. I don't care if we've never talked, never liked each other, or if we already know everything about each other. I really don't. You are obviously on my flist, so let me know with whom I'm friends!

1. Your Middle Name:
2. Age:
3. Single or Taken:
4. Favourite Movie:
5. Favourite Song or Album:
6. Favourite Band/Artist:
7. Dirty or Clean:
8. Tattoos and/or Piercings:
9. Do we know each other outside of LJ?
10. What's your philosophy on life?
11. Is the bottle half-full or half-empty?
12. Would you keep a secret from me if you thought it was in my best interest?
13. What is your favourite memory of us?
14. What is your favourite guilty pleasure?
15. Tell me one odd/interesting fact about you:
16. You can have three wishes (for yourself, so forget all the 'world peace etc' malarkey) - what are they :
17. Can we get together and make a cake?
18. Which country is your spiritual home?
19. What is your big weakness?
20. Do you think I'm a good person?
21. What was your best/favourite subject at school:
22. Describe your accent -
23. If you could change anything about me, would you?
24. What do you wear to sleep?
25. Trousers or skirts?
26. Cigarettes or alcohol?
27. If I only had one day to live, what would we do together? If you have no idea, just say something crazy, it'll entertain me!)
28. Will you repost this so I can fill it out for you? (assuming I am not asleep in a corner somewhere)

15th May 2007

9:24pm: Fear the FanGrrls!!! (teehee)
Just because I can't remember the last time I posted something silly...

Yes, that's someone cosplaying as Cloud Strife. And no, I don't know how he stayed upright.

23rd April 2007

8:08pm: FIC: Brother's Keeper, ch 15

Title: Brother's Keeper, Ch 15
Author: Lazra
Beta: none
Fandom: Crossover (LotR / Blackhawk Down)
Summary: Pfc. Todd Blackburn falls out of a chopper and into Middle Earth.
Warnings: a potty-mouthed soldier
Disclaimer: The plotbunny is mine. Mine, I say! BACK! Get your own!!! Everthing else is owned by...not me.
Notes: This fic was started a looooooong time ago. I've been writing this story sporadically for the past five years. Basically a crackish bunny spawned by the fact that Orlando Bloom played an American soldier in
Blackhawk Down. All previous chapters are on

Ch 15 - Of Orc Tanks and Bowling Balls )

9th April 2007

8:08pm: Victory over Bullshit!
Okay, most people might go "So what?" but me being the natural doormat that I am, this is slightly a big deal.


I went in, told the guy the same tire that was supposedly fixed was now flat. They took it back, fixed it again, and brought out my bill for $20.

Me: I already paid it.
Car Guy: [looks at bill] I don't see...
Me: [hands him receipt from last week] See right there? "Flat Repair." I already paid for it once and I'm not paying you twice to fix the same flat tire.
CG: [fiddles with the computer, prints new bill for $0]
Me: [leaves without paying one red cent]

Huzzah! but I was literally shaking with nervousness from an upbringing of "don't make waves"; "respect your elders" [CG was older]; and "'Tis easier to just pay and get the hell out, than to stand there and argue for what's rightfully yours".

Oooh...I have wine in the fridge.

8th April 2007

8:42pm: Happy Easter (with a bad omen and some bullshit)
So the Easter holidays are here. Yay.

It actually didn't start out so bad. Grandaddy made hamburgers and sausages out on the grill (despite his recent knee surgery). We had a birthday party for one of my nephews (he's 5 now). We headed to Aunt Darlene's for the family egg-hunt. Arrived at Aunt Darlene's to find quite a generous spread leftover from lunch (hams, roast, mac'n'cheese, casseroles of all kinds).

I was part of the egg-hiding brigade. All the kids were herded into the upstairs playroom to wait while we hid the eggs for the hunt. While hiding eggs, I found a bird on the back porch. The way the thing was posed, I thought it might be a toy...but it was awfully realistic...and Aunt Darlene doesn't have any little kids around her house except for holidays. I nudged it with my toe, and it was soft. As in, fleshy not plastic. Another nephew was nearby and heard me say "Oh, please don't let this be a dead bird." He gave it one look and went "EW!" My sister went inside to tell Aunt Darlene, and came back out with a paper towel, grabbed the bird, and tossed him in the garbage.

So that was my bad omen.

Later, after we had stuffed ourselves and everyone was preparing to leave, my mother informs me that I have a flat tire. "What?" I get out and look and sure enough, flat as a pancake. This wouldn't be so bad, except that I had this exact same tire fixed five days ago. I had taken the car in for an oil change and new wipers. They informed me that I had a screw imbedded in the tire, and it needed fixing. I didn't doubt them at all because that tire had had low pressure before I took it in, so I told them to go ahead and fix it. I have a receipt that specifically states "Flat Repair", and five days later it doesn't have low pressure. It has no pressure.

So this is my bullshit.

Now I get to spend tomorrow arguing with them to actually do what they billed me for...fuckers. I need to start walking to work, or something.
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