Victory over Bullshit!
Okay, most people might go "So what?" but me being the natural doormat that I am, this is slightly a big deal.
I GOT WHAT I WANTED FROM THE CRAPPY CAR PLACE!!!
I went in, told the guy the same tire that was supposedly fixed was now flat. They took it back, fixed it again, and brought out my bill for $20.
Me: I already paid it. Car Guy: [looks at bill] I don't see... Me: [hands him receipt from last week] See right there? "Flat Repair." I already paid for it once and I'm not paying you twice to fix the same flat tire. CG: [fiddles with the computer, prints new bill for $0] Me: [leaves without paying one red cent]
Huzzah! but I was literally shaking with nervousness from an upbringing of "don't make waves"; "respect your elders" [CG was older]; and "'Tis easier to just pay and get the hell out, than to stand there and argue for what's rightfully yours".